You know what I freakin' hate? I freakin' hate freakin' adverts for products with freakin' "good bacteria" in them, or even worse, freakin' "friendly bacteria". Awwww, look the cute little microbe? What's that Mr Lactobacillus casei immunitas [tm]? You think I'm looking nice today? Why thank you. What a friendly bacterium you are. Freakin' bull freakin' crap.
Any way, every thing friendly isn't always good: friendly fire for example.

Well, (in plataspid stinkbugs at least) these EVIL (yes, not friendly, EVIL!) bacteria are making their hosts eat soya. SOYA! Why I outta...